Introducing...Groomzilla
Now, my little blonde Groomzilla has ideas of his own of what this circus is to be.Lots of ideas. Groomzilla and Bridezilla have fought countless times over the details of this horror of a wedding....here are some:
- Groomzilla wants karaoke. Bridezilla, being the new-age cheena, wants nothing to do with that
- Groomzilla wants Bridezilla to come decked like a chinese restaurant waitress complete with crotch -high slits.. Bridezilla, being practical, wants to come in a bikini
- Groomzilla wants "feng tau" happy techno. Bridezilla, with her excellent taste in music *sic, wants nothing to do with that
- Groomzilla doesn't want to wear tails to the wedding in UK. Bridezilla wants to be a princess with the whole nine yards of top hats and walking up the aisle (even though neither are christians)
- Bridezilla's culture calls for the groom to pay. Groomzilla's culture calls for the bride to pay.
- Bridezilla wants to down hard liquor. Groomzilla wants to guzzle beer.
- Groomzilla wants to plan the circus. Bridezilla's insisting that this is her party. It is hers,it's hers, it's hers!!!Go away!
- Bridezilla wants to get a rough headcount before invites are sent out due to food and accomodation reservations. Groomzilla refuses to ask.
C'mon now folks. We need your help. Please vote.
posted by sourrain at 1:50 PM
2 comments:
1. No karaoke!
2. Both would do but then I'm a male.
3. I like feng tau but not at weddings loh! Plus can you imagine the aunties and uncles?! Hahah!
4. Erm ok this is personal preferences - but my opinion is: you are only ever gonna do this once, so I think it's fair to want the whole princess thing.
5. This one - can't help ya. Half/half?
6. Can have both. :P
7. Yes since you are paying for it, it's YOUR party. If he pays, then he can talk. ;)
8. This one is common sense, must ask what!
Hahaha...complicated huh. Not much fun at the end.
Decisions decisions...
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